Speaking of accidents...
I went to the zoo today with a good friend. We were looking at the warthogs. Both Parker and Finley were standing on the first rung of the wooden fence. I was standing with Fin, my friend was standing next to Parker.
While I was making grunting pig noises I look over to see a nun in full habit rushing to my son's aid. He was on his head, feet in the air, in the pen with the warthogs. Apparently being very tall with a big head has its disadvantages. In his excitement he had leaned over and fallen right in.
Don't worry a nun was their to save him.
No urgent care was necessary and, in fact, Parker was back on the fence as soon as we rescued him from the charging animals.